Breaking News as we Forecasted

Its all about relationships, the great deceiver;

Presidents good long time friend, Carl Rove, resigns

Square pants sponge Bob, fluffy on top, serious, serious trouble underneath;

Mine co-owner Bob Murray, continues to relase optismistic press comments, up to time of second collapse, 3 miners dead, others injured.

Major earthquake in Peru, kills hundreds.

Finance:

Crazy man crazy;

Stock market spirals down, down, down, and then up in a flash, then down even quicker, then up!

Advanced electronics, as forced comeback on new money;

Dell to restate financial statements for several years, some several hundred millions dollars.

Luck runs out on working stiff;

second copplase at Utah mine, three dead.